How to Tell It's a Monday

First, wake up late cause you set the alarm right, but the volume was too low and the only reason you woke up is because the dog needed to go out. Second, jump out of bed, let the dog out and wake up the kids - letting them know that their get ready time is already shortened. Next, realize you don't have time for a shower so you're going to have to make the best of your sleepy-head hairdo and pull it into some semblance of order. Now pick out the clothes for the day and run back in and tell the kids that have fallen back to sleep they have about 10 minutes to get out the door now and they still need to eat breakfast. Now on to packing the lunch for the day and starting the car, family prayer and off to take kids to school. Get to school with not even seconds to spare and realize you have forgotten parking passes and badges needed for work. Hurry home and retrieve said items from the other car. Sneak a fruit rollup or two from the snacks, realize that the pants you chose to wear are the ones with the tear above the pocket that you never got around to fixing, run upstairs and change pants and then head to work. At work, fill out time sheet that you forgot to fill out on Friday before leaving, check all the Facebook messages and blog updates that you didn't see all weekend long, check list of bugs that need fixing today and email back people, conference call and finally ready to begin doing something productive...ok, well at least look like I'm productive. Can it be Tuesday now?